idea for my epitaph

"...and when I leave, come together like butt cheeks"

- Grits N Gravy, Chappelle's Show.

That's pretty much the kind of impact I want to leave on this world.

asian geeks shall rule the world

World, beware. We are taking over the software companies. We just got named to be the main engineer behind the new Microsoft Bing engine;

We are the US Secretary of Energy. We found Yahoo (and got kicked out by the Board; obviously we are still working on our managerial skills. Once we finish downloading the patch for that, beware.)

We directed Brokeback Mountain. what what.



Now we can also create fun and quite impressive beats from the comforts of our domicile. (Props to Jane Lui of Youtube fame for this awesome rendition of one of my all time karaoke favorites)

All hail "Made in China" recording equipment.

If you are an Asian geek, pat yourself in the back. One day those tattoo-laden rascals will fall at your feet.

infomercial ingenuity

Sometimes I wonder if innovation is just a catchphrase - if we have already hit the ceiling as a human race.

Fine, there's still Mars and all that. But infomercials like this make me think we have discovered all there is to discover, and entrepreneurship is nothing but the art of slapping together 2 concepts that work independently and could potentially sell together.

why didn't I think of that? such genius.